Remember when a dropped pacifier or toy was instantly whisked off to be sterilized? When food could barely touch the plate, never mind the floor? When hands were washed then sanitized before holding baby?…
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Last month we launched The Motherlucking Truth so we could share, drink and laugh at the good, the bad and the messiest of parenting experiences. Turns out nothing says messy like potty training and we want…
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Anyone without kids who think they know true exhaustion can suck it. I say this with love, but also with a straight face. I have never known the depths of exhaustion until I had…
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Let’s begin with: I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. And I’m pretty sure any new parent who says they do is either full of it, delusional, or high. I wing it on…
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So I’m gonna let you in on a little secret… My friends call me “slow to warm”, meaning I’m not all about new friends, and I take time to let people in. But once…
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Let’s begin with, if you can read that title without singing it, you might be dead inside. Moving on. I like to think that I did a pretty bad ass job with Jagger. He’s…
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Anyone without kids who think they know true exhaustion can suck it. I say this with love, but also with a straight face. I have never known the depths of exhaustion until I had…
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Advice Motherlucker New Mom Second babyWHY IS HE MOVING SO MUCH? // WHY ISN’T HE MOVING ENOUGH? ANXIETY 2.0
I’ma be real here- I was a freaking mess when JJ was born. I had zero experience with babies (they’re so tiny and fragile and wiggly) and I had zero idea what the hell…
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Guys, when does it end??? Also, I’m not quite sure I’m ready for it to end. I can’t make up my mind: what do I want more? To get this ever-kicking child out of…
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We’ve been so thrilled with our blog contributors that we wanna round up a few more of you epic Motherluckers to join the contributor crew! I’m kind of archaic so I really like reading,…